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Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?Ī: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra. Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?Ī: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose.
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Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.Ī: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.Ī: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?Ī: The picture below is our public information for billing:Ī: Sure is. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.
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Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?Ī: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. We ship everything with complete discretion.